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🚨 Breaking News… “Just in…” 🚨

Experts at the World Hoax Organization have announced the rapid global spread of a highly contagious cognitive condition dubbed:

🦠 B.I.V.s™ — Belief In Viruses Syndrome 🧠📡

Authorities warn the condition is now circulating aggressively through alternative and lame stream media ecosystems. 📺🌍

Investigators remain uncertain about the precise origin of the outbreak. However, several superspreader networks have reportedly been identified distributing industrial scale quantities of fear porn. 🏭😱

Primary Transmission Vector:

A terrifying narrative involving a made up microscopic threat allegedly leaping from cruise ships 🚢 to television studios 📡 before engulfing the planet in synchronized panic. 🌎😨

Early symptoms of BIVS in what experts are now calling “Muppet Syndrome™” include:

📱 Obsessive doom-scrolling.

📊 Compulsive case-number monitoring.

🧪 Sudden amateur expertise in the epidemiological modelling of a FAKE “virus.”

🦭 Clapping like trained seals alongside your neighbours for the frontline “hellth” workers who were officially sanctioned to maim and murder you. 💉💦💀

Authorities insist this is merely the incubation stage. ⏳

⚠️ Complications:

In severe cases, patients may develop a psycho-social disorder known as:

🤡 Long Muppet™ — 😱

Symptoms include:

😷 Wearing multiple masks while alone on nature trails. 🌲🚶‍♂️

🧴 Sanitizing groceries, furniture, pets, and air. 🛒🛋️🐕💨

📦 Treating package deliveries like unexploded military devices. 💣

📺 Structuring entire emotional states around televised infection graphs. 📉😨

🕵️ Publicly posting: “We’re all in this together” ❤️ while anonymously reporting neighbors for illegal birthday gatherings. 🎂🚔

🧻 Panic-buying enough toilet paper to survive several generations despite the threat allegedly being respiratory. 😷🛒

📢 Sudden belief that questioning televised experts constitutes domestic extremism. 🚨

🎤 Emotional dependence on celebrity singalongs, government slogans, and interpretive TikTok dances performed by suspiciously unoccupied hospital staff. 💃🏥

🦠 Posting sermons on Substack about “spike proteins” derived from a fictitious civilization-ending microbe after prolonged exposure to CNN programming. 📡🧠

💉 Continually signing yourself — and your kids — up for endless “kill shots” while people all around drop off like flies post-jab. 🪰⚰️

🏛️ Public Health Recommendations:

✅ Maintaining a functioning sense of humor 😂

✅ Basic familiarity with the scientific method and Koch’s Postulates 🔬📚

✅ Avoiding panic-based identity formation 🧠⚠️

✅ Immediate exposure of BIV sufferers to the treasure trove of resources at DrSambailey.com — blueprints to escape the Germ Theory Prison™ 📄📂🔓😄

✅ Remembering that frightened populations are easier to manage, monetize, and digitally shepherd into the New Normal™ Digital Gulag enclosure system. 📲🚪

Please remain calm while panic is permanently normalized. 😌📡

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👍👍 HUGE THANKS FOR THE POSITIVE FEEDBACK 👍 GREATLY APPRECIATED 👍 🎉

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LOL!! 😂 “Suspicious” is definitely an apt description. 🤔😄

* You even questioned Christine Massey (a real Truth Seeker) about whether she uses AI to write her newsletter — not once, but twice! 🤖✍️😅

Truth Seeker: “Did you use AI to create this newsletter?, No reply is a reply in the affirmative.” 👀

Christine: “I have never used AI to create any of my newsletters and have no plans to.” 👍

Truth Seeker: “Comment deleted” 🗑️ Christine: “What exactly is your problem? You can see for yourself that I filed an FOI, had back and forth for USDA. If you don't believe me, go file an FOIA to USDA for the communications. "AI" wasn't even around when I began doing these FOIs in May 2020. I didn't need or use "AI" then and I don't need it now.” 💥📄📬 

*https://christinemasseyfois.substack.com/p/hanta-hoax-resources-and-us-dept?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android&r=15fzgp

Technocritical's avatar

I was wondering what it was that they had against cruise ships or if they were just utilizing the fact that people have *always* got sick on board ship, probably because as land-dwelling mammals we have no business being in the middle of the blasted ocean for longer periods of time as our biology isn't adapted to it very well.

Then it occured to me that the "cruise ship" narrative is a vehicle (literally AND in metaphor) whereby they can claim that multiple countries are "under attack" since people from many countries and multiple ports are involved. It's not even as sophisticated as I thought!

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No, it's not indeed. It's as boring and unoriginal as it could be. There are so many reasons to get sick on cruise ships. Imagine the horrendous quality of the food and water, the artificial lights, and the big soup of concentrated electromagnetic pollution, Wi-Fi, Bluetooth, 4, 5, 6 Gs, the noise, the stimulation. I wouldn't want to spend any time on a cruise, not even if paid! And they look so ugly!!!

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I agree, I wouldn't ever want to go on a cruise for those reasons AND the fact that maritime law scares the living daylights out of me - basically in International waters the ship's captain is the sole arbiter of the law, so if you wanted to murder someone there are endless ways to do away with them on board ship and cover it up if you have just the bare minumum capacity and/or a bit of complicity with the captain (or if he's just really really really gulliable). It's like the wild west once you cross into the open ocean and I suspect more than a few people have met their ends under those conditions!

I'marealperson's avatar

Geez, this sounds scary! Now even more unappealing!

michigan.rob's avatar

I'm afraid you're making too many assumptions about cruises. No imagination necessary here. I was on a 28-day transpacific Princess cruise in 2024 and I can tell you the food was of the highest quality (some of the best I've had actually) and that there was no "noise" or other "stimulation" to be concerned about. I ate 3 meals a day, exercised in the "gym" regularly, and used the WiFi constantly. And I'm not touting Princess by any means -- overall, the cruise was a 6 on a scale of 10 -- as it's not designed for youngish single men trying to avoid flying (I just wanted a floating "hotel room" where I could do my work). Indeed, the "soup" of EMFs, as you rightly call it, isn't good. But I didn't get sick and no one else did either, as far as I know.

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Well, it seems there are cruises and cruises then... I didn't assume; I've described the bad experience my brother and his wife had on one. Noisy, busy, bad food and water and EMF galore. Plus, on top of it, they got seasick. They described it as a floating shopping centre. Not for me, again, I wouldn't want to spend not even one day on one (although I wouldn't mind a short adventure on a small sailboat).

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"It seems there are cruises and cruises then." Exactly right. Your brother and his wife's experience on one cruise and mine on another confirm, as with most things, that we can't make categorical statements. Except for the EMF soup (I agree), I did not experience any of what you mention. Great food, drinkable, healthy water, zero noise (except when you go to an area of the ship where "noise" is part of the activity), and plenty of room on the boat to roam. What cruise company did you brother and his wife use?

Likewise, it's not for me either...but for entirely different reasons.

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"Indeed, the "soup" of EMFs, as you rightly call it, isn't good. But I didn't get sick and no one else did either, as far as I know." --

So, if you declare you did not get sick, and no one else did either, as far as you know, then what logical empirical sense does it make to say a "a soup of EMFs...isn't good"?

What's not good about it?

Hmm?

According to your own lived experience, what's not good about it?

Not, "what I've heard", but: what have YOU experienced?

And you just said you did not experience any illness or symptoms -- you did not get sick in a soup of EMFs.

So why perpetuate the fearmongering story about EMFs if it is not supported by your own experience?

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I think we can say with confidence that, just as placing a cell phone against your ear for extended periods or standing next to a microwave oven when it’s running are “not good” for you — even though at the same time it’s hard to quantify the extent and magnitude of such radiation exposure and determine if it is in fact the precise cause of illness when we DO get ill as a result (but which we don’t always) — the same can be said of exposure to EMFs on a cruise ship. We know it’s “bad” to be exposed to radiation, in this case to low but persistent levels for extended periods. But just as with any regular exposure, how do we correlate it with illness when illness does in fact occur (which it doesn’t always)?

The fact that we are bombarded by radiation on a regular basis regardless of where we are on the planet due to the Earth being enveloped by a vast web of electromagnetic frequencies I think speaks to the POTENTIALLY harmful (i.e., “bad”) nature of EMFs and the POSSIBLE cause of illness. But not everyone gets sick. Some do, and the cause may indeed be EMF exposure (i.e., it further compromising already-compromised individuals). But who can say for sure?

When you do indeed fall ill, we can only say that radiation MAY be a contributor, since EMFs are hard to quantify and correlate with illness (especially when the latter is itself typically so hard to diagnose).

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Thank you for your comments.

You still spelled it out: Your experience does not verify the claim that being in a soup of EMFs makes you sick.

Have a GOOD look at psychosomatics.

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You prove a negative by pointing out the flaws of the positive claim. Does the data support the claim? If no, a negative has been proven. If you claim something starts a fire and yet cannot demonstrate it doing so, a negative has been proven. THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER.

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I have trouble with the 4-5- 6g however never got sick and loved the cruise. However there is enough fresh air. I easily seasick

However maybe you drink alcohol and that night not go together. I don't drink so I have no idea. I go again tomorrow if I could. Not concerned re the supposed to virus. Bit of a have. Sad.

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Indeed. I am giving away my punch line in here but there are cruise ships and cruise missiles, the similarity is clear.

https://baldmichael.substack.com/p/why-do-viral-outbreaks-happen-on?utm_source=publication-search

Pascal Bloemen's avatar

How many trillions of rats are there around the world?

Each year generating tons of feces in many countries in their slums, garbage dumps etc.

Yet, I do not recall of any messaging of scary Hantavirus deaths.

Perhaps I’m suffering from rat feces induced Alzheimer disease.

I'marealperson's avatar

Love the ship show with all the starring actors 😂. Did you make it yourself with AI? Tragic comic, as the C narrative and this new one in the making.... I hope more people can see it now.

I'marealperson's avatar

OMG, thank you so much for this link. I wasn't familiar with this show. I went to YouTube to watch the original intro: https://youtu.be/m_wFEB4Oxlo?si=WI8QetMfmohP707P and couldn't stop laughing again with Sam's hilarious adaptation! It made it even funnier! :)

Kate's avatar

Poor ratties get blamed for everything.

I'marealperson's avatar

I know, right? And the symptoms of "hantavirus" are similar to those caused by exposure to rat poison. When rats are blamed, it's often the poison they came into contact with or ingested that may have caused harm to humans. So, agree; totally unfair!

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I was delighted to see that Andrew Bridgen (UK politician, with 150K followers on Fb) shared this video of yours on his page yesterday with the comment "If you are worried about Hantavirus or know some who is, please watch this report by Dr Sam Bailey it will reassure you. It’s another hoax pandemic by the ‘useless eliter’ backed WHO. I bet Bill Gates has invested in a safe and effective ‘vaccine’ !" :)

https://www.facebook.com/permalink.php?story_fbid=pfbid04mCzDz1tYaZmTfYChp55quNpUWvzkhiTE6fZvzDXf72KbJx19UbJivLb5BQptQ7Hl&id=61573347965391

Lookatit's avatar

The virus narrative is a liability shield for food and chemical manufacturing companies.

One Big Sky Wellness's avatar

Not just those, it also shields people from facing the reality that unhealed emotional trauma (emotional toxins) drives all disease.

This is true even for physical toxins because only traumatized people poison their environment.

Dr Ryke Geerd Hamer from Germany developed GHK, in English: GNM - German New Medicine that explains the positive purpose of all disease processes.

Christian Edwards's avatar

Google AI Overview - An estimated 200 people die on cruise ships worldwide each year. Diabetes kills 3.4 million but they don't want that on the TV news.

Ngungu's avatar

A timely video that puts things back on track for us.

Thank you, Samantha.

Nick Laxton's avatar

Brilliant Samantha!

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That Rainbow clip with Zippy... omg I laughed so hard. Loving your content more and more. It's next-level mockery <3

Allen's avatar

Excellent article on the hanta hoax here: https://thehfdf.substack.com/p/the-hanta-hype-or-a-tale-of-bird

It is becoming increasingly evident that the Dutch bird-watching couple were exposed to highly toxic fumes (copper/mercury poisoning) from the landfill in Ushuaia, Argentina. Scrap collectors burn the plastic insulation off copper cables at this landfill to scavenge the valuable metal beneath.

The Dutch couple got off the cruise ship to visit a landfill in Ushuaia that is known to attract the White-bellied Seedsnipe and the rare Darwin's Caracara.

Toxic threats from this site are long known among residents with burning rubbish, particularly cables for copper extraction, producing smoke that "burns the throat."

The smoke from burning copper cables is particularly dangerous because it often contains hydrogen chloride from PVC insulation, which creates an acid in the lungs that directly causes chemical burns and fluid buildup and nitrogen oxides which are known to cause delayed pulmonary edema that can "drown" a person several hours or even days after they leave the smoke.

Burning electronic waste is a common practice at this scarcely regulated landfill and this releases dangerous toxins, including mercury vapor, lead, and cadmium. Inhaling these vapors can cause "metal-fume fever," which has similar symptoms to what they are calling "hantavirus."

Other scavenging activities at the Ushuaia landfill also stir up dust and smoke and additional toxic vapors are released. This is a regular feature of this landfill and locals (except those who scavenge for survival) know to avoid the place. Local community groups like "Let’s Clean Ushuaia" have highlighted hazardous waste disposal and environmental neglect in the region.

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From the HFDF article this part about Jake Rosemarin's sister and husband is quite important:

"You may remember that Jake was last seen back in 2020, when he put out an impassioned appeal for “gorgeous, gorgeous girls” to get their covid vaccines and boosters. And now we’re supposed to believe that he serendipitously showed up on this cruise ship in a remote location as part of an international story? Really?

Of note, Jake’s sister, Rachel Rosmarin, holds a Master of Public Health (MPH) in Global Health and specializes in disaster recovery and global health crises at Hagerty Consulting. Curiously, she joined Hagerty in August 2020, just as the alleged SARS-Cov-2 roared onto the global scene. Rachel currently serves as a managing associate in the firm’s Recovery Division.

Also of note is that Jake’s husband, Alex Cestari, specializes in science and technology law at Ropes & Gray LLP, a Boston-based multinational law firm. Alex represented Xenon Pharmaceuticals Inc., a neuroscience-focused biopharmaceutical company, and numerous underwriters in bond offerings for Blackstone Private Credit Fund (BCRED). BCRED and its parent, Blackstone, have deep strategic ties to Big Pharma through multibillion-dollar R&D financing agreements and large-scale private credit facilities.

Blackstone frequently collaborates with leading pharmaceutical companies to co-fund the development of late-stage drugs in exchange for future royalties. Blackstone Life Sciences provided up to $750 million in March 2024 to fund Moderna’s mRNA influenza vaccine program. While Blackstone does not currently have a publicly announced direct investment specifically in a hantavirus vaccine, it is heavily linked to the primary players in the space."

https://thehfdf.substack.com/p/the-hanta-hype-or-a-tale-of-bird

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At this point I am assuming the story of the Dutch couple is true as it will not produce any immediate profit for the pharmaceutical industry.

The importance of reading what appears to be a factual event is in the way it is used to create the main scare story. The fear they hope to generate then becomes a financial gain as companies produce products that can be sold to the fearful and governments. There seems to be a list of institutions researching this created need.

Jeffrey Strahl's avatar

Excellent article. I made it into a Special Edition of Lockdown Times last week.

shaun's avatar

Just a note for anyone using AI as a powertool. Note a few things.

Ai is not intelligent. And it comes with default filters. By default it will only skim the study and take the findings at TRUE/face value. YOU NEED FILTERS.. You should start from oldest to newest as ai will log it's chat history. Also i have yet to test . But a program like android studio (which i use for other reasons, may skip the "flattery talk". Less words more info. (or say "From this point reduce sycophancy")

The MOST interesting ai experiment i have had so far is USING AI TO conclude virology is a failed Aaxiom. THEN get ai to pretend that this is now the truth and pretend to be a virologist and argue for and against.

Note: it is never perfect. when you think it is you will be like the virologist (potentially)

My next plan in a week is to attempt to do it again. with a different approach.

Making an ai document with Android studio(*fail) chat. And pretend i am creating a document refuting the validation of the methidology in virology from the perspective of an engineer/chemist. Then creating the *but a virologist would argue xyz and provide reason for this approach as fail. Then list all the techniques and machinery in order of oldest to newest. and compare how an engineer chemist had PROVEN to use it. etc

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* I definitely do not have the background (i'm just a fallible fool curious about a tool).

* I've never heard of or tried GROK. I've just used google chat (aka the milllion/billion dollar calculator), Still learning with it.

* For example this one is just a pdf snippet, but it is succinct is what it does (it's missing the beggining. https://drive.google.com/file/d/1YNTMrTkgt5Um27rx8PuoRtNsmU3_lXYb/view?usp=sharing

* https://cavemanshaun.substack.com/profile/posts

* I did put a few early examples on my substack thing. Early attempts. but i think it shows how you can learn to use it as a tool.

https://cavemanshaun.substack.com/p/ai-audit-with-filters-dr-john-cambell?r=6kyipt

https://cavemanshaun.substack.com/p/hanta-virus-ai-audit-experiment?r=6kyipt

All the best mate.

ShieldMaiden's avatar

Sending you my continuing gratitude, Drs. Bailey!

Claude Lefebvre de Plinval's avatar

This time the hauntedvirus have been thrown overboard! If necessary, throw it a concrete buoy.

Christina Robinson's avatar

Always a great listen. You make it all so clear that I've found a complete different approach to mine and my families health and well being.